Anyone feel like visiting Scotland?
April 2006
My Weekend Away
Well, let me start by saying: Damn National Rail. The train I was meant to catch from my station – the 19:09 direct to where I was going – didn’t stop. Someone must have forgot to tell the driver that he needed to stop. Well, they didn’t and he went whoosh right past me and […]
Mens Rules
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We […]
07:30 Sir?
So, yesterday was pretty boring. Went to the train station to buy my tickets as I am off to see a friend in Derby for the weekend. I planned my journey there and back on the national rail website. Right down to every last detail, like where I want to change, when I want to […]
Wax Anyone?
This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever heard of… Bless this woman!!! All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…. The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix […]
The Birth Of A Lizard
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet. Here’s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me […]
Running With A Broken Ankle
So, today I decided that I would be a geek and go to the library. My mam drove me down there. I went in and registered with them. I then asked where the computer books were. Did I smell of ‘nerd’ at this time or what! I think I may just have, or it might […]
What A Day
Well, I got up the usual time for work this morning. Got showered and all the jazz that goes with that. My lift for work didn’t turn up. So, I decided the best thing to do would be head to the train station. On my attempts to get out the door, I got a phonecall […]