Anyone feel like visiting Scotland?
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We […]
So, yesterday was pretty boring. Went to the train station to buy my tickets as I am off to see a friend in Derby for the weekend. I planned my journey there and back on the national rail website. Right down to every last detail, like where I want to change, when I want to […]
This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever heard of… Bless this woman!!! All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…. The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix […]
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet. Here’s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me […]
So, today I decided that I would be a geek and go to the library. My mam drove me down there. I went in and registered with them. I then asked where the computer books were. Did I smell of ‘nerd’ at this time or what! I think I may just have, or it might […]
DOCTOR – DOCTOR A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something. The boy continues. “Johnny!” mom screams. “Knock it off You’re going to break something.” He stops and eventually mom leaves for […]
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING – When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else […]
Did you ever used to watch catchphrase? Did you think you were good enough to go on it? Well, here’s your very own chance. Look at the picture below and find the catchphrase. If you think you know it, leave a comment with your answser. Remember: Say what you see!