| What They Say | What It Means |
| 40-ish | 49 |
| Adventurous | Slept With Everyone |
| Athletic | No Breasts |
| Average Looking | Mooooooo |
| Beautiful | Pathological liar |
| Emotionally Secure | On Medication |
| Feminist | Fat |
| Free Spirit | Junkie |
| Friendship First | Former Pub slut |
| New Age | Body Hair In Wrong Places |
| Old Fashioned | No BJs |
| Open Minded | Desperate |
| Outgoing | Loud & Embarrassing |
| Professional | Bitch |
| Voluptuous | Very Fat |
| Large Frame | Hugely Fat |
| Wants Soul Mate | Stalker |
Women’s Dictionary
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