As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING – When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else […]
October 2005
A Picture, Or A Picture?
Can you make anything of this, or is it just a jumbled mess?
Catchphrase
Did you ever used to watch catchphrase? Did you think you were good enough to go on it? Well, here’s your very own chance. Look at the picture below and find the catchphrase. If you think you know it, leave a comment with your answser. Remember: Say what you see!
A Public Decree
I write this entry today as a public decree of my love for a wonderfully beautiful youg lady called Jamie. Jamie and I met over a year ago through a mutual friend here in London. I can’t tell you how scared I was to talk to her because I didn’t know her. I went to […]
Doing Time
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts her robe on and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the […]
London – 07/07
I figured it was time to write about the events in London on July 07
I awoke at my usual time of 06:15. I got showered and got dressed. I looked out my bedroom window and couldn’t help but think that the day was feeling a little eerie.
I left for work, went to Tesco and got my lunch for the day. I got to work at my usual